Slender Man Gets An Appropriately Slender Review

slender man

Don’t you hate…

BOOM!!!

…horror movies…

BWAM!!!

…that mistake slathering loud noises…

SLAM!!!!

…on the soundtrack in lieu of…

THOOM!!!

…actually creating anything remotely scary?

BOOM!!!

p.s. don’t waste your time on this noisy, witless mess.

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